Animal poetry

Pete Traynor, How Would You Feel If A Cow Ate You?

How would you feel if a cow ate you?
Caught you and bopped you,
And chopped you in two,
Fried you or broiled you or put you in a stew
With carrots, potatoes and an onion or two?
So sometimes at dinner when you're starting to chew,
Put down your steak and ponder this through,
How would you feel if a cow ate you?